That tiny little joke was valid then and is still valid in your arrogant case
Yes, all assumptions make one an ass, how patently obvious. I mean, only a fool would ever assume anything. And I (being the fool that I am) am assuming that you've never made an assumption in your life? Well, of course you haven't, there's no way that you'd feel apt to point out the error in someone elses assumptiveness if you too were guilty of the same, that would make you a hypocrite.
I'm sorry for making an assumption & then (and try to contain your hysterics at this) making an ASS out of U (so gangsta, so G!) and ME! Ohohohoho! So witty! So grammatically clever! Such sophisticatedness! Well done for calling me out on such horrific conduct!
Here sir, have a fucking medal. You deserve it.